[Folkserv] We NEED YOUR JOKES!

[Moriarty, Megan]

A rabbi, a minister and a Buddhist monk go up to the heavenly gates.  St. Peter says, "Before I let you in, you’ll need to tell me your greatest weakness." The rabbi says, “pork”; the minister says, “whiskey”. The Buddhist monk looks from face to face, thinks for a moment, and says, “I’ve got to get out of here: mine is gossip.”

Now that I have your attention: We still need jokes for the Dan Barnes annual joke contest! Please email them to me by noon tomorrow. The prize? Something amazing. It will be totally worth your while. Just kidding?

The prompt: "An X, a Y and a Z..." It doesn't have to be G-rated. Go ahead and shock us.

Need more inspo?

A hippy, a priest and Henry Kissinger are on a plane when the engines stall. The pilot says, “I have to go down with the plane, but one of you can take my parachute.”

The priest says, “I’ve lived a long, fruitful life, I’m ready to die.”

Kissinger says, “I’m the smartest, most important man alive. I can’t afford to die." And he grabs the pack and jumps out of the plane.

The priest says to the hippy, “My goodness, I’m so sorry for you.  You’ve hardly lived, and you don’t deserve to die.”

The hippy says, “That’s okay, Father, I’m just glad to have seen the smartest man in the world grab my backpack and jump!”
                                -Amy Shuman





Megan Moriarty

Education Program Specialist


The Ohio State University

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