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<span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); display: inline !important;">A rabbi, a minister and a Buddhist monk go up to the heavenly</span><span style="color:rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;background-color:rgb(255, 255, 255);display:inline !important"><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> </span></span><span class="il" style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">gates</span><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); display: inline !important;">.
St. Peter says, "Before I let you in, you’ll need to tell me your greatest weakness." T</span><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); display: inline !important;">he
rabbi says, “pork”; the minister says, “whiskey”. The Buddhist monk looks from face to face, thinks for a moment, and says, “I’ve got to get out of here: mine is gossip.”</span><br>
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<span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); display: inline !important;">Now that I have your attention:
</span><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); display: inline !important;"><b>We still need jokes for the Dan Barnes annual joke contest!</b></span><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); display: inline !important;">
Please email them to me by noon tomorrow. The prize? Something amazing. It will be totally worth your while. Just kidding?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">A</span><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> </span><span class="il" style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">hippy</span><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">,
a</span><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> </span><span class="il" style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">priest</span><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">and
Henry Kissinger are on a plane when the engines stall. The pilot says, “I have to go down with the plane, but one of you can take my parachute.” </span></p>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">The</span><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> </span><span class="il" style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">priest</span><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">says,
“I’ve lived a long, fruitful life, I’m ready to die.”</span><u></u><u></u></p>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">Kissinger says, “I’m the smartest, most important man alive. I can’t afford to die." And he grabs the pack and jumps out of the plane.</span><u></u><u></u></p>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">The</span><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> </span><span class="il" style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">priest</span><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">says
to the</span><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> </span><span class="il" style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">hippy</span><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">,
“My goodness, I’m so sorry for you. You’ve hardly lived, and you don’t deserve to die.”</span><u></u><u></u></p>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">The</span><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> </span><span class="il" style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">hippy</span><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> </span><span style="font-family: Calibri, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">says,
“That’s okay, Father, I’m just glad to have seen the smartest man in the world grab my backpack and jump!”</span><u></u><u></u></p>
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