Missing Pallet Jack

[ASC Physics Front Desk]

Jack was discovered on the 2nd floor lab side, and will soon be reunited with his loved ones.  Thank you all for your vigilance, and remember: if you see something, say something.

Thanks,
Derek

Front Desk Staff
Physics Research Building
Room 1040
614-292-5713
191 W. Woodruff Ave.
Columbus, Ohio, 43210
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From: ASC Physics Front Desk
Sent: Tuesday, June 07, 2016 3:26 PM
To: physics-all at mps.ohio-state.edu
Subject: Missing Pallet Jack

Dear esteemed colleagues,

At 1500 hours it was brought to my attention that a Mr. Pallet Jack's whereabouts are currently unknown.  Pallet Jack is presumed to be unarmed and inanimate, and he was last seen wearing nothing.
The front desk is issuing an APB on Pallet Jack, if you have any information regarding his current location a reward will be issued in the amount of 'whatever food is currently up for grabs in the kitchen'.

We all just want him to be found safe and returned to the front desk, we miss you Jack.

Thanks,
Derek

Front Desk Staff
Physics Research Building
Room 1040
614-292-5713
191 W. Woodruff Ave.
Columbus, Ohio, 43210
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