MCLC: Mo Yan wins the Nobel lit prize (18)

[Denton, Kirk]

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From: Timothy J.T. Pi <timothy.pi at gmail.com>
Subject: Mo Yan wins the Nobel lit prize (18)
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A friend passed along this satirical Weibo posting, which I have
translated. 

Tim 

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@葉紫：鑒于莫言的成功，有人建議由莫氏家族人氏擔任新一屆党政要職。其中：外交部長
莫軟，國防部長莫怕，財政部長莫貪，國稅總局莫愁，組織部長莫牛，宣傳部長
莫吹,計生委主任莫生,交通部長莫堵，教育部長莫愚,新聞部長莫假,發改主任莫漲,證監
會主任莫跌，人民銀行行長莫印。

From Ye Zi's weibo:

Due to the success of Mo Yan, some have suggested that members of Mo
family should become leaders of the country and the party. Mo Ruan (Not
Soft) should be Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mo Pa (Not Afraid) should be
Minister of Defense, Mo Tan (Not Corrupt) should be Minister of Finance,
Mo Chou (Not Worried) should be the head of the International Taxation
Department, Mo Niu (No Cow /hard to translate) should be the head of
Organization Department of the Communist Party, Mo Chui (No Lie) should be
the head of Propaganda Department, Mo Sheng (No Birth) should be the
commissioner of Population and Family Planning Commission, Mo Du (No
Traffic Jam) should be the minister of Transport, Mo Yu (No Fool) should
be the minister of Education, Mo Jia (No Fake) should be the director of
News and Publication, Mo Zhang (No Inflation) should be the director of
National Development and Reform Commission, Mo Die (No Drop) should be the
director of Securities Regulatory Commission, Mo Yin (No printing money)
should be the Center Banker.

Tim