[Vwoolf] Phrases not to be used during the current crisis (3)
Stuart N. Clarke
stuart.n.clarke at btinternet.com
Sun Apr 12 03:38:36 EDT 2020
"Cats must be quarantined along with their owners"
Newspaper headline, quoting the British Veterinary Association
Perhaps the Association would care to tell Jasper that he can't use his
catflap. Last time we closed it, he broke it, trying to get out. He got
out. (And Pablo (now deceased) broke Pete's next door, years ago, trying to
get in. He got in.) We have told Margaret next door on the other side not
to stroke Jasper, and advised Jasper to practice feline distancing.
Stuart
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