<div dir="ltr">And all these years I thought I knew EXACTLY what chocolate creams were! But, yes, nothing like chocolate to assuage, well, just about anything. </div><div class="gmail_extra"><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Fri, Mar 31, 2017 at 12:28 PM, Anne Fernald <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:fernald@fordham.edu" target="_blank">fernald@fordham.edu</a>></span> wrote:<br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex"><div dir="ltr">WTF. Resting bitch face.<div> </div><div>I can't even.</div><div><br></div><div>Ugh.</div><div><br></div><div>Onward, Woolfians! </div><div><br></div><div>So glad that I have a fresh bar of Green & Black organic chocolate to soothe away the hilarious idiocy of that and stave off the cravings from the chocolate creams thread. </div></div><div class="gmail_extra"><br><div class="gmail_quote"><div><div class="h5">On Fri, Mar 31, 2017 at 11:02 AM, Jean Mills <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:millsj7@gmail.com" target="_blank">millsj7@gmail.com</a>></span> wrote:<br></div></div><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex"><div><div class="h5"><div dir="ltr">Seriously. WTF. (resting bitch face)<div><br></div><div>Jean</div></div><div class="gmail_extra"><br><div class="gmail_quote"><div><div class="m_8780208810084531325h5">On Fri, Mar 31, 2017 at 9:31 AM, Mark Hussey <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:mhussey@verizon.net" target="_blank">mhussey@verizon.net</a>></span> wrote:<br></div></div><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex"><div><div class="m_8780208810084531325h5"><div lang="EN-US" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div class="m_8780208810084531325m_4723914723030077895m_-6834004465692087027WordSection1"><p class="MsoNormal">“<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black">The most masculine classic novel written by a woman”<u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black">As the kids say, wtf?</span><u></u><u></u></p><p class="MsoNormal"><u></u> <u></u></p><div><div style="border:none;border-top:solid #b5c4df 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in 0in 0in"><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"">From:</span></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> Vwoolf [mailto:<a href="mailto:vwoolf-bounces%2Bmhussey" target="_blank">vwoolf-bounces+mhussey</a><wbr>=<a href="mailto:verizon.net@lists.osu.edu" target="_blank">verizon.net@lists.osu.edu</a>] <b>On Behalf Of </b>Karen Levenback<br><b>Sent:</b> Friday, March 31, 2017 7:14 AM<br><b>To:</b> VWOOLF Listserv<br><b>Subject:</b> [Vwoolf] Virginia Woolf--statistically<u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div><div><div class="m_8780208810084531325m_4723914723030077895h5"><p class="MsoNormal"><u></u> <u></u></p><div><div id="m_8780208810084531325m_4723914723030077895m_-6834004465692087027yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1490958202283_5531"><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black">NPR review of Benjamin Bratt's <i id="m_8780208810084531325m_4723914723030077895m_-6834004465692087027yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1490958202283_9279">Nabokov's Favorite Word is Mauve: That the Numbers Reveal About the Classics, Bestsellers, and Our Own Writing </i>notes that Virginia Woolf is the writer who uses the fewest cliches.<u></u><u></u></span></p></div><div id="m_8780208810084531325m_4723914723030077895m_-6834004465692087027yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1490958202283_5531"><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u> <u></u></span></p></div><div id="m_8780208810084531325m_4723914723030077895m_-6834004465692087027yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1490958202283_5531"><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black">In her nine novels, she also uses 116 -ly adverbs per 10,000 words.<u></u><u></u></span></p></div><div id="m_8780208810084531325m_4723914723030077895m_-6834004465692087027yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1490958202283_5531"><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black"><u></u> <u></u></span></p></div><div id="m_8780208810084531325m_4723914723030077895m_-6834004465692087027yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1490958202283_5531"><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:black">The most masculine classic novel written by a woman is her <i id="m_8780208810084531325m_4723914723030077895m_-6834004465692087027yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1490958202283_12508">Orlando.</i><u></u><u></u></span></p></div><div id="m_8780208810084531325m_4723914723030077895m_-6834004465692087027yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1490958202283_5531"><p class="Mso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