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<B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">From:</SPAN></B> Stuart N. Clarke <stuart.n.clarke@btinternet.com><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">To:</SPAN></B> vwoolf@lists.service.ohio-state.edu<BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Sent:</SPAN></B> Wed, October 3, 2012 7:41:27 AM<BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Subject:</SPAN></B> Re: [Vwoolf] The store detective's account<BR></FONT><BR>
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<DIV>Oh dear, I’ve done it again. I never think that I’ll be taken seriously!</DIV>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: normal; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal><A name=OLE_LINK1 rel=nofollow><SPAN><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">From Gibbon’s </FONT><I><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Decline and Fall</FONT></I></SPAN></A></P>
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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: normal; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN><SPAN><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">When rumours were bruited that the Nazarene had survived the crucifixion, Pontius Pilate interpreted this as a slur on the efficiency of his administration.<SPAN> </SPAN>He attempted to dismiss such claims with inappropriate levity.<SPAN> </SPAN>If men sealed a cave with a stone, he said, there was nothing <U>sinister</U> in the <U>dexterity</U> with which other men might remove it.<SPAN> </SPAN>As for the concubine in the garden, he considered that her wits had been softened in the course of her profession.<SPAN> </SPAN>As the rumours increased, however, he sought the assistance of the Sadducees, Pharisees and Samaritans, but unfortunately their internecine hatreds overpowered their evidentiary abilities, thus destroying the confidence and exciting the resentment of Pilate.<SPAN> </SPAN>When he heard several weeks
later that the supposed survivor had ascended into the empyrean leaving no trace behind, his relief was tempered with anxiety, for he knew that it is easier to behead a man than a chimera.</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P><SPAN></SPAN><SPAN></SPAN>
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<DIV>Stuart</DIV>
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<DIV><B>From:</B> <A title=kllevenback@att.net href="mailto:kllevenback@att.net" rel=nofollow target=_blank ymailto="mailto:kllevenback@att.net">kllevenback@att.net</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, October 03, 2012 12:08 PM</DIV>
<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=stuart.n.clarke@btinternet.com href="mailto:stuart.n.clarke@btinternet.com" rel=nofollow target=_blank ymailto="mailto:stuart.n.clarke@btinternet.com">Stuart N. Clarke</A> ; <A title=vwoolf@lists.service.ohio-state.edu href="mailto:vwoolf@lists.service.ohio-state.edu" rel=nofollow target=_blank ymailto="mailto:vwoolf@lists.service.ohio-state.edu">vwoolf@lists.service.ohio-state.edu</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> Re: [Vwoolf] The store detective's account</DIV></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV>How curious, Stuart.</DIV>
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<DIV>Where and when was this recorded?</DIV>
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<DIV>Cheers--</DIV>
<DIV>Karen Levenback</DIV>
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<B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">From:</SPAN></B> Stuart N. Clarke <stuart.n.clarke@btinternet.com><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">To:</SPAN></B> vwoolf@lists.service.ohio-state.edu<BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Sent:</SPAN></B> Wed, October 3, 2012 6:33:24 AM<BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Subject:</SPAN></B> [Vwoolf] The store detective's account<BR></FONT><BR>
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