<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html charset=windows-1252"></head><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space;"><br><div><div><div style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space;"><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><i><font size="4">The Economist</font></i></span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><font size="4">February 28th, 2015</font></span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><font size="4">Letters</font></span></div><div style="margin: 0px; min-height: 16px;"><font size="4"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br></font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><font size="4">A Teacher’s Charter</font></span></div><div style="margin: 0px; min-height: 16px;"><font size="4"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br></font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><font size="4">I read your advice about “how to turn teaching into a job that attracts high-flyers” (“Those who can” February 14th). I am a teacher with a first-class degree in modern languages from Oxford and a PhD from Cambridge who has worked in a state comprehensive school for 20 years. I did not need to be “lured” into the job by a training programme that flattered my “stellar academic record...leadership, resilience and motivation to help the poor” (“High-fliers in the classroom”). I was attracted by the prospect of a well paid, secure career with a sound pension, and the knowledge that I would help others. </font></span></div><div style="margin: 0px; min-height: 16px;"><font size="4"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br></font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><font size="4">There are many problems in Britain’s state schools, not least the fact that the workload has increased to a point where many young teachers leave because they have no private life. I work up to 60 hours a week during term time and 20 days during my holidays. Many teachers do more than that. So in order of importance I would like to share my wish list with you:</font></span></div><div style="margin: 0px; min-height: 16px;"><font size="4"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br></font></div>
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<li style="margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><font size="4">The freedom to visit the bathroom whenever I need to, in order to avoid the constipation that has now become chronic during term time.</font></span></li>
<li style="margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><font size="4">On the same theme, a reliable supply of toilet paper in the staff lavatory.</font></span></li>
<li style="margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><font size="4">An intelligent and perceptive inspectorate (admittedly perhaps an unrealistic dream).</font></span></li>
<li style="margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><font size="4">A fair and properly run examination system.</font></span></li>
<li style="margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><font size="4">A review of the prescriptive directives that are slowly turning creative professionals into automatons.</font></span></li>
</ol><div style="margin: 0px; min-height: 16px;"><font size="4"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br></font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><font size="4">You would be very welcome to see how things work at my school and to meet my excellent and hard-working colleagues, but remember to bring your own toilet paper.</font></span></div><div style="margin: 0px; min-height: 16px;"><font size="4"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"></span><br></font></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><font size="4">Frances Horgan</font></span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><font size="4">Head of German and Latin</font></span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"><font size="4">Bishop’s Stortford High School</font></span></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><font size="4">Bishop’s Stortford, Hertfordshire</font></span></div></div></div></div><br></body></html>