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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif">I know this is a difficult course and some (okay most) of you<br>
are very glad it's almost over. I know you're working hard<br>
studying for the final. Take a short break for a laugh.<br>
<br>
I've attached several cartoons that will hopefully make you laugh,<br>
at least a little. The first two in the first file should make sense.<br>
The 2nd file has some imaginative exam answers given on students'<br>
papers. These were actual answers on quizzes or exams. No, you<br>
wouldn't get partial credit for these kinds of answers on your<br>
quizzes or exams. I wouldn't doubt if some teachers give credit for<br>
these answers for being "creative". It ends with an award to a<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif">student who’s really unlucky.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif">Maybe when I retire I'll compile all the "creative" things and<br>
excuses I've encountered over my time here. Maybe someone will<br>
say "Hey, that was me".<br>
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Dr. Zellmer</span><span style="font-family:"Arial",sans-serif"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
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